My name is Zach Coleman. I was born and raised in Fostoria, Ohio. I am an only child, and spend most of my weekends on vacation. I am black. Just look at me, you'll see! I enjoy thinking, breathing, inhaling and exhaling oxygen, drawing, oil painting, flying planes, doing 80 on country roads, socializing, networking with my piers, communicating, driving trains, pouncing on trains as they pass in front of me on the tracks and riding them to wherever they go, and many other fascinating pursuits! I absolutely detest negative people, and think everyone should be an optimist or jump into an enormous cheese grater, one or the other. I love mexican food, and absolutely detest pizza. I'm eternally cheerful and never grow angry. I jump from one topic to another quickly; can't you tell?
I am about three feet and 44 inches tall, and I look like a professional boxer. I have 3 pitbulls at home. I have a hummer truck in my 12-car garage, and I live in comfort in my palacial mantion. I have a master's degree in business, a bachelor's degree in psychology and a master's degree in physics. I also have been signed to multiple record labels and toured in Iraq, Mongolia, Switzerland, and Kenya. And the most important thing to remember about me is that you should not take me seriously!
You can contact me at Zachcoleman@isp.com.